Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from
you know what really turns me on?
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today
the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time
He’s my son and I should be around him. I wasn’t around my dad and look at the fuckin’ way I turned out.
"the beatles were the best band to ever live"
lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though?